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What is this World coming to?

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I was just about to succumb to the delights of a Turkish Delight by my roaring Fireplace on a fluffy white rug, and in came a screeching Dervish wassailing and clenching it's Buttocks.

I, naturally jabbered "Zounds!" and chased the said Assailant out to my Garden, only to see my cat sneer ". . Ere, 'wot you looooking at? You want stripin' do yer?"

Terrible business, I blame the Locals.

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  1. But did you get to enjoy your turkish delight in the end?


  2. If it was a chocolate Turkish Delight I would have nabbed it whilst you were chasing out to the garden.

  3. By "turkish delight" do you mean the pink confection or something that might make Rutger Hauer and Monique Von de Ven blush?

    Either way, wrong category

  4. Tragic, yet we must expect these sorts of things.

  5. Have you tried the Turkish, Turkish delight, or just the English, Turkish delight?

  6. Just because you didn't toilet train your son is no reason to throw him out into the backyard while your wife was making her lunch money.

    OK?

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