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Question

i have a google alert for brendan fraser which means anytime anyone publishes anything with his name in it i get a link to it i just dont get what this is or why it has his name in it

http://www.hecklerspray.com/chris-kattan-new-wife-apparently-decide-8-weeks-is-long-enough/200815715.php

link to article above, thanks everyone :)

Answer 1

Because of a comment by Kattan's soon-to-be-ex-wife that she'd like her Egyptian ancestors to wake up and kill Kattan and she doesn't want Brendan Fraser there since he obviously knows how to deal with Egyptian mummies. It's a joke apparently, just not very amusing.

“I would that my father, along with all of my Tutt ancestors, arise from their Egyptian grave to suck the marrow from Chris’ bones, and crush his head into a sausage flavored paste. Stay out of this, Brendan Fraser.”