What is this thing in my kitchen?

Question

I have this weird cold white box thing sitting in my kitchen and i don't know what to do with it. I think i'm supposed to put food in it but i really have no idea. I'm starving! Help me please!

Answer 1

DO NOT put food in that thing.  From my experience it turns all food green and makes fuzzy stuff grow on it.  The best use is to fill it full of beer, wine or other beverages.  Then order all of your edibles delivered--preferably in card board boxes or paper sacks.   When you finish eating make sure that you discard all excess food as well as the containers that it came in.  If you don't, your living space will be invaded by BUGS!!!

I applaud your willingness to ask this important question.  Many people are caught off guard thinking that they can utilize those cold storage units for food.  When they have to dispose of the things that are created in it, they become violently ill.  Stick to what you are proficient with and leave those tricky items to the experts (normally referred to as "Moms").

Answer 2

I believe thats the refrigerator You hold your perservatives in there so they dont spoil.

Answer 3

Let me introduce you to Mr. Charles Darwin.

Survival of the fittest.  Ever heard of it?

Nature has a way of weeding out the dumbasses, for the betterment of the species.

Answer 4

That's a BEER FRIDGE,don't put any food in there. That would be a huge mistake, BEER only!!!

If you're starving,order a pizza.

Answer 5

Stupid

Answer 6

put food in it.

it keeps it cold.

dur.