What is true about women described as "granola"?

Question

Unravel the mysteries of what is true and false about "granola chicks."

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Answer 1

I think they're cute from afar. With the hairy armpits it looks like they have cute little mice in there. But up close they are smelly and try to sell you drugs :(

Answer 2

I have no idea.  

Answer 3

both give me the shitts

Answer 4

You talkin bout smelly hippie chicks?

Answer 5

granola chic are

intelligent

always thinking about stuff

creative

free loving

Answer 6

Well, even when you leave  granola in a bowl of milk long enough , it gets soggy.  

Answer 7

Dread-locked armpit hairs

Braided leg hairs (I've actually seen this)

Frequent head lice

Smell of BO and patchuli oil

Talking about this is making me all hot and stuff LOL

Answer 8

they don't shave or bathe, they only wear clothes made of organic cotton, and they'll only eat what's fallen from a tree, nothing that's been killed or harvested

Answer 9

Beavers that are so hairy they look like freaking Sasquatch.

Birkenstocks.

Unshaven legs.

NO make-up.

Wear clothing made from hemp.

May or may not participate in a drum circle.

Owns a cat or has a child name "Wildflower"

Answer 10

It has the consistency of kitty litter.

Answer 11

If its crunchy,, stop motorboating

Answer 12

GRANOLA BARS ARE GREAT, PLAIN GRANOLA CEREAL ISN'T SO NICE HAHA!