What is ultimate chav and how do I achieve it?

Question

they wrote a book about it, but reading is Very Un-Chav, so maybe you can read it and then tell me what chav is...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1905102011?ie=UTF8&tag=openspeechorg-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1905102011

Answer 1

sponge off the council, have tonns of asbos, no job or aspirations, booze, beat up grannies, shoot someone at least once in your life, go down the pub and leave your chavvy kids to look after their babies, eat kebabs and fry-ups, read 'the sun', take no interest in anything but football and beer and just generally be a lout.

Wear anything tacky that says 'i have no style whatsoever', this can range from gold bling to leapoard skin tight mini skirts, big high heeled boots, burberry caps, tracksuits and trainers.

SO go on, be a chav and continue to pollute britian with your incapability to function like a normal human.

Answer 2

What are you trying to say ?

Answer 3

Souldogs,

I can not find a definition for your word "chav".

Sorry, I do wish to respond to your questions.

Uncle Wil