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What is wood used for?

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Hello, is this the South African Police?

"Eish-Yes. What you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood."

"Eish-Yes...Thank you for your co-operashun and informashun in combating crime and violence, in our society suh"

The next day, the SAP descends on Hendrik's house. They search the braai lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave.

The phone rings at Hendrik's house.

"Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?"

"Ja!"

"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"

"...Ja..."

"Happy Birthday Boet!"

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8 ANSWERS


  1. Very well done Bru! You made my day!


  2. Mwahahahaha!!

  3. Lol oh my word...free woodchopping.

  4. Great to be able to make light of things hey!! good on ya!

  5. I wonder if I can get my fields ploughed for me if I tell the cops that there are arms buried under them.

    Great story, I guess that the cops will have to go score in the townships now.

  6. Cheri this is a good joke still laughing 10 points for you

  7. Hmmm. You've just given me an idea. Thanks.

  8. That is almost a sin (grin)

    There are means and ways! VERY good one!
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