What is you funniest travel experience???

Question

What is you funniest travel experience. I am making a small project about people's funniest travel experience.......

Answer 1

LOL I was in Paris outside "Le Fnac" (A massive chain of bookstores in France) and some crazy lady turned round, looked at me then went "BLERGH"  and stuck her tounge out at me!  You meet all kinds in big cities...

And then there were funny drunk people singing on "Le Metro" (The underground trains in Paris)

Answer 2

I'm not sure if this would be classed as funny or just plain out gross. My husband and I were walking down a street in Paris and there was a man standing with his pants around his ankles in between two parked cars on the street putting ice cream on his bottom. This was in the middle of the day. I was shocked and horrifed and to this day have no idea why he was doing it. Needless to say we moved on pretty d**n quickly. Funny as in odd....

Answer 3

A few years ago, while on a plane from Phoenix to St. Paul, MN, the flight was packed.  The meal was calzone and was pretty good compared to most airplane food.  The gentleman next to me commented on how good the calzone was but he wasn't very hungry at the moment.  He said he was going to save his calzone for later then began looking around for something to wrap it with.  All he could find was the air sick bag in the seatback, so he deposited his calzone into the bag.  When we landed, he was right in front of me when we were unloading, with that air sick bag, containing his calzone, resting prominately on top of his carry-on.  When we approached the door to exit, the flight attendant told him, "Sir, I can dispose of that for you."  to which he exclaimed, "I don't think so, I plan to eat that later!"  I would have given $100 for the look on the face of the flight attendant as the man exited!

Answer 4

I was in HK before the transfer to China, I went to a 711 store to buy call cards to call outside the hotel,  a Filipina came in and saw me buy a call card,  we chatted and she asked me if I am going to call someone,  so obviously I would with the call card in my hand.  I showed her the phone number of a friend written on crumpled paper.  She must have felt pity on me as she gave me HK50.00 as help if I cannot contact my friend.  And I was on business travel with the biggest semiconductor firm at that time...

Answer 5

When I was 7 years I had to go to boston with my mother to see my cousin. By the end of my vacation I started to feel sick then I started to vomit. My mother just brushed it off and thought that I ate something bad. When I got on the greyhound bus to return home I became sicker and very whoozy, while the bus was moving I threw up on the floor. As the bus moved the vomit moved down the aisle,  I was embrassed. People where just trying to find any paper to cover the vomit but the people were very sympathetic of me. They were telling my mom what to do and telling me it will be alright. By the time I came to my home town, I rushed to hospital and found out it was a stomach virus but its still embrassing having the entire floor in the greyhound bus covered with mix colors and rancid smells of vomit!