What is your Biggest wind up? and How do you Try and Wind People up?...?

Question

I Consider myself to be a VERY Hard Person to be able to wind me up, I have a Very High Tollerence Level, and I have the Patience of a Saint, so how would you TRY, (Your best), to wind me up,Please no holding back, be stright, and be the best wind up merchant you can be, I'll tell you with the Best answer, so come and have a Big try, If you can...

Answer 1

Personally, I can be cold-hearted to people who annoy me and do unfair things to me.  When somewhere gives me a hard time or an attitude about something, I just don't have the patience for that.  People learn how to speak and treat me, or they learn what happens if they don't.

Answer 2

I wouldn't say that you are over confident, narcissistic, full of yourself, arrogant or anything like that ...... ?!

You may have a high tolerance level but you can't spell and your grammar is a joke.

I would suggest that you won't admit being vulnerable to jibes because you are constantly lying to yourself about how invulnerable you are.

The simple fact of the matter is that you have built a brick wall around yourself which, like a metal armour, gives the illusion that you are tough and resilient when in fact the ONLY reason you have built this wall is because you are super-sensitive and very, very delicate and weak on the inside.

no offence

*wink*

Oh btw I am 100% g*y and I would thoroughly enjoy picking you up and then dumping you out the door straight afterwards.

how am I doing?

EDIT:  did you give me a thumbs down because I successfuly wound you up and you can't handle the truth?  HA!

Answer 3

Little Britain is the best show ever! Oh and Skins and Jackass and Catherine Tate...

And Tommy Cooper sucks!