What is your definition of Christianity?Agree or disagree?

Question

The definition of Christianity according to the Urban Dictionary is....

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Makes perfect sense

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=967451&page=2&term=Christianity

Answer 1

find another less insulting definition.

Answer 2

* just shakes his head * stupid, stupid, stupid!

Answer 3

1 Corinthians 15:1-4 says, “Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures.”

In a nutshell, that is the belief of Christianity. Christianity is unique among all other faiths, because Christianity is more about a relationship, rather than religious practice. Instead of adhering to a list of “dos and don’ts,” the goal of a Christian is to cultivate a close walk with God the Father. That relationship is made possible because of the work of Jesus Christ, and the ministry in the life of the Christian by the Holy Spirit.

Answer 4

I think the pot destroyed your brain.  

Answer 5

i hope you like it hot where you're going after this life

Answer 6

Jesus was actually alive; He wasn't "the living dead".

Symbolically eat His flesh? Have you read Pliny the Younger's testimony about the early Christians?

Satan was actually an angel of light.

Answer 7

To be fair, it's quite skewed, as is the similar 'atheism' definition that is also floating around the internet. It points out the asinine parts of the Bible, however.

Answer 8

Romans 5:8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

Answer 9

I'd say that's about the size of it.