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What is your definition of tight?

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A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.

"Geeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"

"Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed"

"But my dress?"

"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up"

"But what about my underwear?"

"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."

"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"

"Only the first time, Madam."

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  1. Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?

    Sexual harassment.

    why is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

    $3.99 a minute.


  2. to answer your heading, i'd say a virgin.

  3. yikess that's one wierd butler...its nice..thanks for posting this!!

  4. The definition of tight is you not giving me best answer

    You Peevish Swine!!!

  5. ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!

    soo expectedly like a destiny ~~!!!!

    wow dude that was a absolute cracker~~!!!! i laughed soo soo badly ~~!!!! that was a good one ~~!!!keep the rolling~~!!!

  6. Butler of all trades.  He knows how to take care of his employer doesn't he.  LOL!

  7. hahaha....gr8888...ur joke is also equally tight.....lolzzzz


  8. ha ha ha!!! nice one " The Saint " !!!

  9. EWWWW THATS WIERD !!

  10. thanx

  11. O.o thats one creepy butler now i don't wanna have a buttler

  12. creepy buteler

  13. loosened her up so she would not get tight in all them clothes  

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