What is your fav Joke?

Question

I don't really have one. but What have the people got in store for me!

Answer 1

there are 3 guys stranded on an island and they find a genie lamp

they get 3 wishes the

the 1st guy wishes his home with his family boom his gone

the 2nd guy wishes his at a bar with his freinds bang his gone

the 3rd guy got lonley so he wished them all back

Answer 2

I dont have a favorite at all. But here are some blonde jokes. I find them funny, and I'm blonde haha.

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. You can't, they have always been like that.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

A. She drowns it.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?

A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. They chip their teeth.

Answer 3

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,

and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.

Nothing happened.

She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,

"What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her

to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,

..."HELLLLOOOO!!!

You need to roll up the windows."