What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Question

Just wondering who can come up with a great one! original plz! :D

Answer 1

i have no idea

answer. youll love it!

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Answer 2

Jesus has a bracelet that says WWCND.

Answer 3

○ A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

○ Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Hehe!

Answer 4

I saw Chuck Norris school gear at Wal-Mart today! TOTALLY AWESOME!

Answer 5

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

I loved to play that game in elementary school.

Answer 6

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Answer 7

Chuck Norris visited "the virgin islands", they are now only called "the islands".

Answer 8

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris

Answer 9

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.  

Answer 10

chuck norris is so hardcore he uses cheese graters as toilet paper ahah

Answer 11

Chuck Norris can only eat one Lays potato chip. WOW

Answer 12

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Answer 13

that massive crater in Arizona? it was chuck norris's farting site...and getting rid of all dinosaurs