What is your favorite blonde joke?

Question

i just wanna see if there are any i dont know. and im blonde so i can ask lol

Answer 1

  The blonde and the fire

A blonde is babysitting a house that she's unfamiliar with. She tries to cook the kid food and catches the house on fire. The blonde quickly calls 911 "Help, help, the house is on fire. Get here quick!" Before she hung up the dispatcher relies "Wait! how do we get there?" The blonde replies "In a big red truck, Duh!"

Answer 2

hmmm i though bella swan was a brunette

Answer 3

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had

> great seats

> right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she

> liked the experience.

>

> "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and

> all the big muscles,

> but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25

> cents."

>

> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

>

> "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of

> the game,

> all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the

> quarterback!'

>

> I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

or this one:

there are 3 girls stuck on an island.  one blonde, red head,  and brunette.  the brunette swims half way to shore, gets tired, and drowns.  the red head swims 1/4 of the way and gets eatin by a shark.  the blonde swims 3/4 of the way, gets tired, and swims back.    

=D

Answer 4

a blond a brunette and a red head were driving through the desert and their car breaks down, they decide to go on on foot and to each take something from teh car. the brunette   takes water, the redhead takes teh food. and the blond takes the car doorm when teh other two ask her why she says: if i get hot i can roll down the window

Answer 5

Okay so there is a blonde, brunette and a ginger standing at the bottom of the steps to heaven and god appears.

God says i can only let one of you in, so I'm going to tell you a joke on each of the 100 steps and if you laugh i will throw you down to h**l.

First step- no one laughs

second step- no one laughs

and so on and so on...

On the 31st step the ginger laughs...and gets flicked down to h**l

On the 76th step the brunette laughs...and gets flicked down to h**l

On the 100th step the blonde starts laughing before god tells the joke.

God says what are you laughing at?

The blonde says i just got the first one!

:P I'm blonde too XD

Answer 6

Um, i used to have a lot. I can post some later...

Answer 7

Blonde goes to the hairdressers. She's wearing headphones & begs the hairdresser not to remove them while she's cutting.

Hairdresser complies & cuts hair around the headphones leaving them in place on the blondes head.

This happens continuously for the next 12 months whenever the blonde goes to have a haircut.

The blonde goes to have a haircut a couple of months later, & while the hairdresser is cutting, she is distracted & accidentally knocks the headphones off the blondes head & they tumble to the floor.

The blonde immediately begins going blue in the face & finally falls off the seat she's sitting on & rolls around on the floor clutching at her throat....

The hairdresser picks up the headphones & listens to what the blonde was listening to........

The hairdresser hears........

Breathe in.......Breathe out.....Breathe in........Breathe out.......Breathe in.......Breathe out

LOL. This is the funniest blonde joke I've heard.

Answer 8

"When you have a dollar?" That one is hilarious. I don't have anything against blondes though.

Answer 9

please note that I am blond and i'm not trying to offend anyone

There was a blond on a game show and her friends had all come to support her, the host asks a question;"what is 2+2?" the blond says "3", all  her friends are like "give her another go, give her another go" so the host says "what is 2x4?" the blond says "5" and her friends say" give her another go, give her another go" so the host asks "what is what is 5-1?" and the blond  says "4" and all her friends say "give her another go, give her another go"  ~ :)