What is your favorite horse quote,joke or poem?

Question

What is your favorite horse quote,joke or poem?

Answer 1

You land where you look.

It's so true. Aka: don't look down or your going to be there.

Answer 2

horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to him, "why the long face?"

Answer 3

The only difference between a horse and a chicken is about 1000 pounds and feathers.

That's my favorite :)

Answer 4

-- BLONDE JOKE, BEWARE--

A blonde decides that she wants to begin riding horses without any experience what-so-ever. So, while walking around she spots a tacked up horse and leaps on, as soon as she gets on it's back -- IT TAKES OFF! She screams and tries to grab ahold of it to hang on, but begins to fall off the side of the horse. She falls, but her foot remains caught in the stirrup. As the horse continues at his dead run, her head hits against the pavement, and she is sure that she is going to be knocked unconscious. Then, suddenly, salvation! Matt, the walmart door-man unplugged the mechanical horse.

Answer 5

You are horse crazy when:

1. You style your hair with hay

2. You take your kid's temperature and it is 105 and you think it is normal!

LOL

Answer 6

Ride Like There's No Tomorrow!

So true!

~With Love

Answer 7

I think my favorite joke is the Tshirt with two horses sniffing each other across a fence with the quote, "Hey, what's your name? Mine's 'Woah, Dammit!'"

I read a great page one time about the differences between a "horseperson" and a "rider," too. "A horseperson will carefully groom and wash their horse after a good ride, while a rider will hand the horse to a groom to go talk about how well they did." Little quips like that.

Answer 8

Horses

  By Jessica W.

      

         Horses are spirits floating in the Sky.

Prancing while clouds go by.

Racing through fields of dreams.

While their sparkling coat gleams.

Horses are like the fire burning in my soul.

While protecting their precious young foal.

Horses are our rare gold bars.

Dashing through the fields like racing cars.

Finding things we would never uncover.

Acting like are favorite lover.

Never to spill the secrets of the bees.

Acting like lost keys.

But there is only one I can choose.

And this one I would never lose.

This only horse for me .

Is my favorite horse lola

this is my fav beacause it is how i feel about them

Answer 9

My favorite poem.

Barrel Racing at the Fort Worth Rodeo.

January 21, 2007 Rodeo Girl.

The click of her boots caused heads to turn, Her denim jeans made every man yearn, In a cowboy hat and a great big smile, She entered the race in rodeo style.

She mounted her horse, a beautiful mare, Entered in the gate with a special flair; The gate opened, she seemed to fly, She rode like the wind across the sky,

The first barrel past, two to go, Her sure footed steed seemed to know. A roar from the crowd cheered her on, She was one with her mount, the Mighty Cyclone,

The last barrel leaned, seemed to tip, It righted again and she let it rip; With flaring nostrils and ears laid back, Cyclone stormed down the last track. The roar was deafening as she flailed her crop, Hair streaming, she was over the top; In perfect form she won the race,

Our Rodeo Girl who rides with such grace.

-Copyright 2007 Marvin R. Dennis

Answer 10

cant ride two horses with one a**...( butt )

Answer 11

id rather b at the stall than at the mall

guys?! wat guys?! ive got my horse thats all that matters!!

Answer 12

why the long face?

xx

Answer 13

that old standby:  The Outside of a Horse is Good for The Inside of a Man

Answer 14

I love this ( and it so looks like my horse !!)

http://www.judetoo.com/printpages/jt08.h...

Answer 15

For barrell racers "ride it like you stole it"

general  "You tell a gelding, ask a mare, and discuss it with a stallion"