What is your favorite joke, riddle, or pick-line.

Question

you can add more than one, if you want...

Answer 1

  Never ride a camel

Once upon a time there was a tourist in the Arizona desert and decides to ride a camel!

So he gets to the training and the trainer guy said:

To make the camel go say "wow"

To make the camel go faster you say "wow wow"

To make the camel stop you say "Amen"

So he gets on the camel and says "wow"

So the man gets a little more comfortable and says "wow wow"

So he is going for a pretty long time and all of the sudden he and the camel come to a huge cliff! so the man forgets how to make him stop so he says "Darn how to you make this stupid camel stop?"

So he starts to say a prayer so God would help him and once he said "Amen" ,the camel stopped right at the edge of the cliff! .

The man looks down from a pretty far distance and says "WOW!"

Answer 2

i would like to share a joke here

looking for s*x

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "s*x". s*x is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took s*x for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for s*x."

My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for s*x. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for s*x. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had s*x since I was two years old."

He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have s*x at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But s*x has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around s*x."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having s*x there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for s*x. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for s*x. Then I said, "You don't understand. s*x keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had s*x on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had s*x before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."

When I told him that after I was married s*x had left me, he said, "Me too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Well, s*x has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that s*x isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?"

Answer 3

aha random question :s

my fave isnt actually funny but its just funny to me ¬¬

someone: " YOU!"

person: "what?"

someone: "nothing :)"

LOL

Answer 4

*cop pulls you over

COP: do you know why i pulled you over

DRIVER: yea you want to sell me a ticket to the florida state patrolmans ball.

COP:florida sate patrolman don't have .....

Answer 5

"You are the light giving lamp, in my room of life."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"

BEST PICKUP LINES, EVER.

:D

Answer 6

Love them 'cos there cheesy!

"Are those space pants? Becuase your *** is out of this world!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

Answer 7

My friend died in a bowl of musli.

She was pulled under by a strong current

Hahahahahaaha