What is your favorite joke?

Question

What is your favorite joke?

Answer 1

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty.

"I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic, as he regained some of his professional dignity, "that you discontinue some of your running around. Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early."

Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"

Answer 2

http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/691.html

i absolutely love this this joke!!!!! I laughed my butt off and am thinking about going to walmart and trying it!!! LOL :)  

Answer 3

any blonde joke

Answer 4

my life.