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What is your favorite lame joke?

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I love lame jokes; I wanna hear your favorite :)

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what do you call a man with no arm and no legs in the water

bob
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What do you call the offspring of a p***s and a potato?

A dictator.

LAME.
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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender said, "get out, we don't serve your kind" the mushroom said "Why not? I'm a fungi (fun guy)!"

Pretty lame, I know. =)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?????

because two guys were chasing it with a baseball bat.
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My ten year old tells this one:

How do you make a tissue dance

drumroll...

Ya put a little boogie in it!

(He wriggles his butt when he says Boogie)
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what do you call cheese that aint yours?

natcho cheese!
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why did the cow cross the road?

to go to the MOOOvies
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Q: Have you heard the jump rope joke?

A: We'll just skip it.
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what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef!!

what do you call cheese that aint yours?

natcho cheese!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!
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I walked up to a girl and asked, "Are you game?"

"Yes." She replied, so I shot her
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why couldnt the kid get into watch the pirate movie?

it was rated AAARRRGGGHHHH!!
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How did the bananna get across the street?

He peeled out...
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Why are pirates so mean???

Cuz they just ArrrrrrrrrrrrrR!!!
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XD I thought you were asking what my favourite LLAMA joke was and that made me laugh in itself! I can't read!

The worst and best at the same time for me is:

A man was dating a girl named Lorraine. He was so fed up of her, and his interest had wandered onto a girl named Claire Lee. To get rid of Lorraine, he drove her to the edge of a cliff, got out of the car and pushed her off. He then called Claire Lee and asked her out on a date.

Of course, he was tried in court for his murder of Lorraine. The judge asked him to give evidence. The man got up and cleared his throat, and to the jury's surprise, burst into song;

"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone..."

(if you don't know the song "I can see clearly now..." then you won't get it ^^)

It's such a bad one but one of my favourites!
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what do you call wood with nothing o do

board
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ur so dumb u got hit by a parked car
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Whats invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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