What is your favorite "your momma's so fat" joke?

Question

What is your favorite "your momma's so fat" joke?

Answer 1

Yo momma so fat, her a$$ looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Answer 2

yo mama is like a squirrel,she always has nuts in her mouth

Answer 3

your momma's so fat that when she step on the weighing scale, I see my handphone number.

your momma's so fat that when she walks past my living room, I miss 10 marathons

Answer 4

your momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Answer 5

Yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road...cracks me up everytime, haha

Answer 6

HA! do kids even use those jokes anymore.  they seem to sensitive and PC nowadays.  It seems that this generation has learned to sue if their mother is in fact fat.

but anyway your momma is so fat that when she needs a bath, they have to take her to Sea World.

also, your momma is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street.  when I asked her what she was doing. she said.. Moving.

Ha, I love the VCR one.  But its kinda irrelavant nowadays as not many younger people know what a vcr is.

Answer 7

your mommas so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck

hahahahha

she got stuck!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Your momma's so fat she's got smaller fat momma's in orbit around her.

You momma's so fat when she went to the beach a team of marine biologists tried to push her back in.

Answer 9

I heard this from a friend and it's the only one I've heard so far that is remotely funny: "Your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it."