What is your favourite Joke

Question

What is your favourite Joke

Answer 1

y did beyonce sing to the left to the left?

       cos black pple have no rights.

                    PS: I'm black so dont hate on me

Answer 2

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him ,

"Hey , why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man : so what happened so horrible?

Farmer : well, today i was sitting by my cow milking her, just as i got the bucket about full,

she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man : OK, but that's not so bad.

Man: so what happend then?

Farmer : i took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man : and then?

Farmer : well, i sat back down and continued to milk her. just as i got the bucket about full, she

took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer : i took her right leg this tiem and tied to the post on the right . i sat down and began

milking her again. just as i got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with

her tail. Some things you just can't explain.

Man : so , what did you do?

Farmer: well , i didn't have any more rope, so i took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

In that moment , my pants fell down and my wife walked in.......Some things you just can't explain.

Answer 3

this joke is a bit dirty and sorry if i offended you

there was a man lying on the beach a woman came up to him and started to pat his bum. he asked "what are you doing" the weird woman replied"why, im playing the bongos sir"  he said "if i turn over will you play the flute  

Answer 4

this is kinda sick...

once a woman fell of the 13th floor of an apartment block.

at the 10th floor a man caught her. he asked "do you suck?" offended she immediately said "NO!" and he let her go.

she prays for a second chance.

at the 8th floor another man catches her. he asked "do you s***w?" without thinking she answered "NO!" and he let her go.

she prays harder, thinking this time she is really doomed.

but at the 3rd floor a man catches her. immediately, without thinking she says "I SUCK I s***w!"

he says "****" and she falls to her doom

Answer 5

What’s the smallest pub in the world?

The thalidomide arms.

Answer 6

y did the chicken cross the road :)

Answer 7

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

.

.

From a catalogue.

LMFAO!!!

Answer 8

A mushroom walks into a bar.

He sits down next to a pretty girl and asks if he can buy her a drink.

She politely declines.

"Come on", says the mushroom, "I'm a fun guy."

(fungi)

Answer 9

a blonde woman goes to the doctor and says "doctor doctor where ever i touch on my body it hurts, i touch my elbow it hurts, i touch my ankle it hurts, i touch my leg it hurts, i touch my head it hurts." the doctors says "well there's no wonder it hurts where ever you touch you've broken your finger"

Answer 10

why did the schoolboy fall off his bike??

because he got hit by a flying fridge

Answer 11

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.

The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.

The pope told the brunette to take the last one.

The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"