What is your favourite joke? 3 frenchmen are in a bar about to leave to go to an after hour

Question

3 frenchmen are in a bar about to leave to go to an after hour party.

The only problem is; is that the party is a dress up party. they must dress up as their favourite or what their currently feeling...emotion.

So the first guy shows up wearing all red. The host says, hey welcome, your red, nice costume, what emotion are you?

He says:

Me, I'm red for "h-anger" ((note french accent))

the second guy shows up an hour later

hey, welcome, what emotion are you?

the guy says:

hi, i am all blue becausei been feeling very depressed and my wife just passed away and im drinking away the sorrow"

alright...then 4 hours later the last frenchmen comes in

he answers the door and sees him all completely naked. he is wearing nothing, but he has a "hard on" and is pen.. is shoved into a Pear. "Fruit"

He's like whoa, nothing but a pear, eh? What emotion are you??

The frenchmen looks as the host and says,:

Me...I'm deep in des-pair.

haha.. share your jokes and possibly star my question :)

also how about some acronyms

FORD

found on road dead

frenchmen only ride dat

F**king owner really dumb

fix or repair daily

FIAT

fix it again tony

PONTIAC

poor old newphie thinks its a cadillac/corvette

GMC

great mountain climbers

gotta mechanic coming

SATURN

sick and tired, usually rattles non-stop

share them with your friends and with me, im anxious to see and read everyones awesome jokes!!

yes im partly french and i dont care what type of jokes, its freedom of speech/text

so ENJOY!!! have a wonderful day/night.

Answer 1

The teacher asked, "What is actually used as a conductor of electricity Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny stammered, "Why...er?"

The teacher smiled and said, "Wire is right. Very good Little Johnny.

Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

Little Johnny asked, "The what?"

His teacher was very pleased, saying, "That's absolutely correct-- the watt.

Now, class, you should all take the time to study as diligently as Little Johnny does."

Answer 2

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ."

“POOF”

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.” So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

Answer 3

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH  

               LOL

A boy threw the chocolate bar outside the window

a cat sees it and burys it....why?

because it is catbury's dairymilk(cadbury's dairymilk)

Answer 4

haha funny i like all of them^^

Answer 5

lol FORD was gd

answer mine

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 6

the first half of our life is ruined by parents then next by children

how do you keep a blonde at home? build a circular driveway

what happened to the blonde tapdanceder? she fell in the sink

a blonde is driving along in the desert. she looks out the side and sees a blonde rowing a rowboat. she rolls down the window and says its blondes like u who keep us blondes from reaching our full potential. if i could swim id get out their and teach u a lesson

a ventriloquist is doing a show and he starts doing blonde jokes. a blonde thn gets up and starts yelling it people like u who make us blondes look dumb. a couple minutes later the guy starts to apoligize when the blonde iterupts. mister stay out of this im talking to that jerk on ur knee.

y did the blonde starte at the orange juice carton? because it said concentrate.

i got more but this will be all 4 now