What is your favourite quote in football?

Question

or funniest if you like...

My Favourite: "It only takes a second to score a goal" - Brian Clough

Answer 1

"why so serious" ???

Answer 2

"If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."

Answer 3

What a goal  

Answer 4

One Evertonian is worth Twenty Liverpudlians - Brian Labone. R.I.P.

Answer 5

Arsene Wenger - "I tried to watch the spurs match on television in my hotel yesterday, but I fell asleep"

Gordon Strachan On Wayne Rooney - "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him" - Harry Redknapp

Answer 6

when a sky reporter asked gordon strachen for a quick word after a game ........his reply was        velocity...................class  

Answer 7

Its over it looks over to me but how wrong can i be - Andy gray

Answer 8

Argentina are the world champions!!! 1986 world cup final commentator on the DVD of the match i have

Answer 9

Reporter to Shola Amiobi........

"So what nickname doe's Bobby (Robson) have for you in training?"

Shola- " Carl Cort!"

Were gonna miss you Sir Bobby.......

Answer 10

its not a matter of life or death its more important than that.....

Answer 11

Bill Shankly and I quote

' Some people think football is a matter of life or death. I am very disappointed with that as believe me it is much more important than that'

Sorry to the great man as I may have misquoted him slightly but the gist is there.

Answer 12

"If you support River Plate you can forget about getting Christmas & Birthday presents from me." - My Grandfather [I was like 3]

Answer 13

Ian Rush after his spell with Juventus...

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'

Answer 14

Bill Nicholson after a game moaning about Jimmy Greaves lack of work rate " and as for that Greavsie All he did was score those four goals"

Answer 15

""I'm not going to resign. I'm going to try to make it right. In October, win two games and we qualify.""   Sven Goran-eriksson

"'We lost because we didn't win.'"   - Ronaldo

LMAO^^^^^^^he makes me laugh!

“The Vision of a Champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, and the point of exhaustion, when no one else is watching.”

Answer 16

" I'm not trying to make excuses, but i think the lights may have been a problem"

-- Kevin Keegan

"Chile have 3 options-- They could win or they could lose "

--Kevin Keegan

lmao

Answer 17

in h**l you can sleep right now play for life-my inspirational words to my tired team of ten year olds

at half time they were down 1-0 and they said they were tired i replied in h**l you can sleep,sleep all you want but right now play for life play for pride win for all those who broke their backs to help you see dreams Now go and play for life! they won 3-1

Answer 18

if everton were playing in my back garden i would draw the curtains

Answer 19

" I have strengthened the team and am confident of a top two place "..........Rafa Benitez

Looooool.

Answer 20

fatigue makes cowards of us all- Vince Lombardi

Answer 21

They think its all over,,,, it is now

Answer 22

"There it goes again, a Rrrronnnaldooo rocket" - TV comentator

Answer 23

Famous Birmingham City player telling Karren Brady that she had "great t*t$." Her response: "You wouldn't be able to see 'em from Crewe, if I send you there!" As for my favourite cricket quote: "The bowler's Holding; the batsman's Willey."

Answer 24

my favorite is said by alot of folks and it's one word

"BRILLIANT!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU8V_1cLd...

(time 00:21)

i love when that is said

Answer 25

I support two teams-  DERBY COUNTY and ANYBODY playing NOTT.S FOREST

Answer 26

"Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back" Lionel Messi