What is your ideal of beer heaven like Miller Lite's commercial ?

Question

What is your ideal of beer heaven like Miller Lite's commercial ?

Answer 1

whenever i wanted, i can open anything large enough to hold a beer (show box, mail box, cabinet, desk drawer etc) and inside would be the beer of my choice at the proper temperature, along with a bottle opener if needed: sometimes it would be a pint of draught. there would always be a recepticle to put my empty into. i would never have to take a leak because of the beer, never get a hangover, never get too full, never get too inebriated. and i would never, never, ever have to drink miller lite...