What is your most embarrassing parent stories, like them catching you at something.

Question

What is your most embarrassing parent stories, like them catching you at something.

Answer 1

Well my parents were quite young and had me when they were teenagers so my most embarrassing story was my Dad who was in his 30's at the time showing up at my High School wearing platform shoes!  I couldn't believe he would do that to me!  By the way it was at a time when platform shoes were fashionable!

Answer 2

my pipe and lighter

Answer 3

boyfriends mom walkin in when i was givin him head lol  

Answer 4

...why?

Answer 5

my parents caught me,

masturbating.

sneaking out.

talking to guys when i was young.

stuff like that.

why?

Answer 6

My parents once walked in on me when I was shoving a ladle up my butt. But it didn't stop me.  

Answer 7

Them  catching me read someones boring post! yawn!

Answer 8

Mine isn't with them catching me doing something but it is a time when my mom really embarrassedme. It was my first date and mom had a rule that I could not go out with a guy until she met him first. So when he came over to the house to pic me up she iinsistedon him to sit on the couch and she proceeded to ask him lots of questions. You stuff like who are your parents, where do they work, where do you live, yada yada yada... Then before we were to leave just just gets blunt and ask so What are your intentions with my daughter and how many people have you had s*x with? And just about could have fell out in the floor.

Answer 9

Mine's not anything bad, but my parents always walk in on me dancing around in my room.

Also one time my dad found out that I was wearing a pad in the fourth grade because my friend convinced me that we needed to know what it felt like. It was just...awkward.  

Answer 10

I was 17 in my junior year in high school. I had a steady girlfriend, and we had been going at it for at least a year. You know how it was back when you didn't have your own place and lived with your parents: any window of opportunity was taken advantage of.

We were at my girlfriend's house in the spring of '84 (yeah, I'm old) and her mom had left to go run some errands. So that meant it was time to start humping! Usually we both keep quiet enough to hear the return of a parental unit and disengage, but this time we totally screwed the pooch (pun unintended) and didn't hear her mom come home, come up the stairs, and open my girlfriend's bedroom door.

What did she get an eyeful of? My athletic *** and unit thrusting into her youngest daughter (we didn't have the covers on)at a furious rate. All she said was "All right now!"

There is no quicker way for your jimmy to shrink up than to get walked in on by your girl's mom. So, in a panic and hoping to avoid her mom (my girl's bedroom was on the second floor), I start looking for windows to jump out of and drain pipes to use to scurry to safety, figuring I'd let the situation have some time (read: cowardly as h**l) to diffuse. It was definitely the "fight or flight" instinct, but I was thwarted by the fact that the roof outside my girlfriend's room had too steep a pitch.

So we're talking: Me: "I've gotta get out of here" GF: "Where are you going to go? You can't climb out the window." Me: "I don't know, but it wasn't your *** your mom saw s******g the h**l out of you."

So, cooler heads prevailed and I didn't make like Spiderman. When I thought the coast was clear, we made a break for it, thinking we could find safe refuge at my house or anywhere, for Christ's sake. I just couldn't face her mom.

Well, we didn't make it, as I think her mother was lying in wait. I didn't say anything as I got the business about being careful (condoms) and all that motherly c**p. I had never been so embarrassed in my life.