What is your most funny or embarassing story?

Question

Lets hear em! I want to hear the best that you got!

Answer 1

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling on the couch when I farted on him >,<  

Answer 2

i was going into a restaurant and my pants fell down,

now that's embarrassing

Answer 3

I was at a University of Michigan orientation, there were a ton of people  in the room (all seated in chairs) , i was sooooo bored. I stretched, touching my toes, that's when it happened. I farted, it was awful, like 15 people looked at me with disapproving looks, i wanted to die, then the smell  . . . my mom sniffed, looked at me, then whispered, "Do you have to use the bathroom?" . . . that's my story.

Answer 4

LOL great question, but these could get ugly :)

One time, long ago, I told a white lie to my then-boyfriend (of several months) that I couldn't go out with him that night because I was going to stay at my sisters. I had been asked out by nice guy I wanted to get to know better. NOT what you may be thinking about, either. He loved to dance, like me, but my boyfriend didn't really like dancing. So you see the appeal.......

Well, I thought everything was fine; new guy and I went to the popular dance club in town, and danced like fools.

Then, like in a old western movie, guess who decided to come through the door? I was lucky to see him before he saw me. Yep, it was "shoulda been at home watching sports" boyfriend of mine. Crikey!

I was so shocked that he had the UTTTER NERVE to come to a club while he thought I was at my sisters that I was vacillating between "The jig is up" to " Wth is HE doing here?". I was trying to figure out how to weave my dancing date and I out of there (casually), without running smack dab into boyfriend.

That didn't happen, of course. OMG you shoulda seen our faces when we ran smack down into each other! He was speechless, then mad. I was wondering why the floor never really opens up when you need it to....

End of story: I left the club with dancing date, telling my boyfriend that my "date" was not a date; he was my cousin visiting from out of town. I know thats AWFUL, but that's what I did. And he bought it!!! I still can't believe that happened.

Things eventually got sorted out, without too much more drama. Boyfriend and I stayed together, for a time, before going our separate ways. I discovered that dancing date didn't have much of a free spirit (except in dancing), he lacked creativity, and he wasn't an avid reader (big thumbs down on that), so that he was not a good match for a serious relationship.

I always remember that story, and how ironic it is at times to think you are doing something  bad, feel kinda guilty, and then your boyfriend (angel) reveals that he's not all sweetness and light (or loyal), either.

I'm still laughing at that experience, it was so funny but awful!

Answer 5

i was in class . in 7th grade.

&nd my teacher asked meh to come up to whipe the board. &nd everyone started saying. omg. &nd ii looked &nd my chaiir &nd jeans were covered iin blood.

MYFIRSTPERIODEVER. =X

Answer 6

Farted when I picked up my first ever date.  Her parents laughed so hard they both had to leave the room.