What is your most pointless talent?

Question

e.g. I can stick three large fireball gobstoppers in my mouth at once. record time: 7:42 (minutes/seconds)

Answer 1

i can dislocate my shoulders, bend my toes all the way back, and wrap my arm around my head and touch my ear (which is dislocating my shoulder) and a lot of other weird stuff with my shoulder

Answer 2

I can write backwards and read it.  

Answer 3

I can balance a pen between my top lip and my nose and keep it there, whilst also balancing another pen between my bottom lip and my chin... Possibly the most pointless talent ever =)

Also, I can say this 'Tengo una llama, que se llama Llama.' ('I have a llama called Flame' in Spanish)

Answer 4

i can bend my elbow backwords a little (doulble jointed) nice tallent by the way ^^

Answer 5

same as yours, asking pointless questions

Answer 6

I'm double-jointed in all of my fingers. haha.

DINOSAUR! :D

Answer 7

1. Being able to quote TV shows and films that I haven't seen in years, including nearly all of series 1 of Torchwood and half of series 2 (only helpful when annoying others)

2. Random accents - Ukrainian, French and Essex

3. Touching nose with tongue (I don't have a long tongue, but it's very pointy and very stretchy, it's a bit gross, but then tongues are just generally disturbing)

Answer 8

encyclopedic knowledge of old films, can see me getting on with that one

Answer 9

My fantastic impression of a seagull!

Answer 10

i'm double jointed but it's not really pointless because it grosses people out and i find that very full filling

i have a third nipple though, its not a talent but it's still pointless

edit: and i'm extremely fluent in the phonetic alphabet

Answer 11

move my pinkie toes

and

quote every line of the Twilight series!

Answer 12

I'm double jointed, I can say the alphabet backwards and I can fit my fist in my mouth but that last one can be useful.