What jobs will members of the Labour Government get after the next election?

Question

Here are my thoughts as a starter for ten:

Gordon Brown - Traffic Warden

Des Browne - Captain of the Darts Team in your local

Dawn Primerolo - The neighbour you always try to avoid

Caroline Flint - Underwear Model for the mature ladies catalogue

Harriet Harman - Stand up comedian

Ed Balls - Estate Agent

Alastair Darling - Mr Humphries in the remake of "Are You Being Served"

Answer 1

A lot of them will be re-elected as opposition MPs which means that all they,re interested in( THE TROUGH ) will still be available to them.  

Answer 2

John Prescott - romance novelist and/or advisor to Weight-Watchers

Keith Vaz - presenter of a new TV programme, "Who Wants To Be A Dodgy, Slimy Little Sleazeball"

Jacqui Smith - lost property office assistant (one that handles, for example, the lost personal details of half the population)

Answer 3

I would like to see them all on the dole with £150 a week, but somehow I can't see that, they have been of such great value to the Elite NWO lot, that they know they will be taken care of as Blair is, unless things turn ugly and there is open revolt, then they may end up like Benito Mussolini, hanging upside down from a lamp post.

Answer 4

Many of them will get Directorships, Some will go back to retire comfortably in their former Country. Others will gang up to point out all the negligence they have been responsible for and highlighted as their own discovery. Have we not been telling them for years about the Negative side of Uncontrolled immigration ? Why wait for a town to become a slum before any remedial action is initiated? Some will

of-course find another route on to the Gravy train .

Answer 5

Make no mistake about it!These Labour Members of Parliament will do OK!Why?they will get jobs as consultants,Directors on Boards of Directors! In Gordon Brown's case"He will get a position as a consultant in the banking world!If that is the case!Heaven help them!

Make no mistake about it!They are not the humble worker genuine politician of years gone by!But millionaire lawyers and business men and women!

Answer 6

None hopefully - just jobseekers allowance, which they will pick up anyway along with their gold plated pensions, don`t forget they also pick up their salary for one year AFTER they lose their seats.  Nice work if you can get it.