What jokes do you really like?

Question

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids

are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

''Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says:

'Because I'm the goalie'

Answer 1

I like funny ones, that one wasn't too bad.

Answer 2

what do you call a dear with no eye?

"Know idea"

Exactly.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

Still know idea?

Answer 3

What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick!!

Answer 4

hahah good one!

Answer 5

LOOOOOL Ha ha yer I do like that one. It is the best Joke I have heard on this thing. Usually Im like WHAT? and dont get em but yer I like this one :)  

Answer 6

ugh.. that was a nice joke

Answer 7

Clever Jokes!

Answer 8

I like funny jokes

Answer 9

LOL i love racist jokes <3

now dont get me wrong.. i like racist jokes bout my own people..

like.. y are black ppl so fast? cuz all the slow ones are in jail!

LOL.. n im like.. which funny muthalover came up wit tht **** aha    

Answer 10

Funny

all the jokes here are funny too

thanks for cheering me up guys! x

Answer 11

OMG HHAHAHA UR JOKES ARE AMAZING LMAO...AS GOOD AS MINE...(on the top 10 leaderboard)

Answer 12

THAT was offensive :/

Not all blondes are dumb.

So sorry but I HATE blonde jokes.

Answer 13

funny  

Answer 14

A twin engined airplane pilot, and passenger are flying cross country.

The left engine quits running, and the pilot tries ferverently to restart it.

Becoming aggrevated, he says out loud.."d**n!"

The passenger looks at him in terror, and asks: "How far will the other engine get us?"

He replies: " All the way to the crash site!"

Answer 15

Ha Ha! made me Chuckle a star for you!

Answer 16

I like Chuck Norris jokes.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Answer 17

There was this guy who was walking down the street.  He walked into a bar and said "ow!' (he walked into a bar...a metal pole)

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There was this blond in an empty pond rowing a boat.  Another blond was

driving down the road beside the empty pond and noticed the blond in the boat.  So the blond driving got out and yelled to the blond in the boat, "hey! what in the world do you think you are doing!?"  The blond in the boat said, "what does it look like!? I'm trying to fish!".  So the blond that was driving yelled back, "You dummy! You are kind of vlond that give other blonds a bad name!!! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

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there was this blond, red-head, and a brunette in a burning building.  The firefighters grabbed their trampoline and told the red-head to jump.  The red-head jumped and the firefighters moved the trampoline and the red-head died.  They then told the brunette to jump and she said "You will just move the trampoline again!".  They firefighters yelled back, "No we won't! I PROMISE!".  So she jumped and again, they moved the trampoline and the brunette died.  They told the blond to jump.  She said, "NO!!! YOU WILL MOVE THE TRAMPOLINE AGAIN!  SET THE TRAMPOLINE ON THE GROUND AND WALK AWAY! THEN I'LL JUMP!"

Answer 18

A blonde walks into a library with a really big book ( i know just follow along) and has a complaint about it. She starts to rant to the librarian. "This book had no good plot and it kept jumping from group to group!" Then The librarian said "oh! you must be the one who took our phone book."

Answer 19

Here's one that I like......

A man kills a dear and takes it home to cook for dinner

but doesn't tell the kids what it is.

He says he'll give them a clue

"Its what mummy calls me sometimes"

The little girl screams,

"Don't eat it......its a f***ing ar*****e!!"

Answer 20

i like jokes that make me laugh :)