Ok so I met this wicked sketchy chick last night, who used to be a friend of a friend of mine. I knew something was wrong as soon as she said she couldn't see any signs on the highway. How do you not see any signs on the highway?!?
Anyhoo long story short, she said she had some weed. My friend asked to see it and she looked around, checked her pockets, and then changed the subject. After we got blunts I asked to see it and it was dark brown, all ground up, and reeked of icy hot.
I know that was definitely not marijuana but what the **** could that be? I have no idea, but I was like ... there's no way I'm smoking this.
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