What kind of food can I make with 10oz of Saline laxitive?

Question

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There is stealing my lunch @ work. I am sick and tired of it, so... my mom told me bout saline laxitive. now all i nees to know is wat to make... PLEASE HELP!!!!!

Answer 1

Sounds borderline illegal but why not make a salt sandwich and disguise it with a little tuna-might take a couple days but I'll bet it'll work. Besides they might not know where they got the sh*ts from if you use a laxitive

Answer 2

My wife made ExLax brownies and left them on her kitchen table for her nosy landlord. He used to come in and steal her homemade baked goodies when she was at work.  He was too embarrassed to admit to anyone what happened. But he never again came into her apartment when she wasn't there!