What kind of food do i eat to make my p***s softer?

Question

cuz you see i love squeezing the squid and i like to treat him well.

and it's been rather rough lately...i want to supplement myself as i need.

Answer 1

rub lotion, baby oil or coco butter on it, that will make it softer.  Drink plenty of water and stop chaffing it.

Answer 2

you are a filthy little pig

Answer 3

oooh my god you are nasty...

Answer 4

nasty

Answer 5

I would never call any of my body parts a "squid" and if you are rough, I think you would know how to handle that ( excuse the pun) and if you are that hard up I think you need to chat with other losers like yourself. Don't think food is gonna help you, maybe look into therapy?

Answer 6

Just sit on it for a while and think about it!

Answer 7

while you're" squid squeezing", try basting "him" with a little olive oil!!