What kind of food would i eat to f**t?

Question

What kind of food would i eat to f**t?

Answer 1

cabbage, peppers, broccoli, garlic, and beans. You could fumigate a warehouse after eating all that.

Answer 2

Boiled or deviled eggs and soda are my recommendation. I've heard that red meat is a good way of raising the smell a bit, but I've yet to really experiment with that part. It would be hard to go without burgers for any period of time. ^_^

Answer 3

Beans- lots of them! Interesting that this is in the 'Eating Out' category. Hopefully not in a restaurant near me!

Answer 4

Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!

LOL...IDK.  Beans, cheese, veggies.

Answer 5

BEANS AHAHA :P

why do you wanna f**t? :P

Answer 6

mexican food!

Answer 7

Baked beans,Mushy peas,Cabbage,Drink the water it was boiled in,

Answer 8

you dont have to eat anything just keep swollowing air take a deep breath and swallow over and over wait a few hours and let em rippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp if i eat grapes they work for me but takes few hours for either way to take effect  but why f**t and waste it when you can burp and taste it ewwwwwwww ya gross   just a little f**t humor for ya did you f**t or do you allways smell like that    d**n that sound like it was tampered with    sounds good since you had it tunes  happy fartin

Answer 9

kebab after 6 stella should do it  

Answer 10

fried beans in a bean burito with bean sauce drenched all over it.

Answer 11

Beans Beans Good For Your Heart

Beans Beans Make You f**t

xx

Answer 12

Broccoli and Eggs.......but ew make sure no ones in the room with you. LOL!

Answer 13

This I know that works !

Cold milk and oranges work tremendously

even better then beans  

Answer 14

It begs the question, why do you want to f**t? If its for a joke then go buy some f**t spray cos if you fill up on 'f**t foods' you just may end up with joke on you !!!!!

Answer 15

to create farts, the best way is to eat them. walk around town bent over double, trying to gulp up as much flatulence as possible..soon enough you'll have some killer gas!

Answer 16

Yes, plenty of beans! Haven't you seen Blazing Saddles?

Here's some inspiration for you....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oT...

Answer 17

baked beanzzzzzzzz

why do u wanna know anyway?

Answer 18

Beans,eggs,broccoli and cabbage are all good sources for gas.

Answer 19

all will cause some kind of gas when eaten, some more then others.

ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS:

Mannitol (TM)

Sorbitol (TM)

DAIRY:

Cream

Ice cream

Ice milk

Milk

Milk products

DRIED LEGUMES:

Baked beans

Dried beans, like kidney, pinto, garbanzos, lima, and navy

Dried peas, like split peas and lentils

Soybeans

FRUITS:

Apples

Avocados

Bananas

Melon

Prunes and raisins

GRAINS AND STARCHES:

Bran cereal or breads

Large amounts of wheat products

HIGH FAT FOODS:

Fatty meats

Fried foods

Gravies

Pastries

Rich cream sauces

VEGETABLES:

Broccoli, brussels sprouts, cabbage, and cauliflower

Corn

Cucumber

Green peppers

Kohlrabi

Onions and leeks

Radishes, rutabaga and turnips

Sauerkraut  

Answer 20

For as the bible tells us-

"beans beans, good for your heart,

the more you eat, the more you f**t"

-Revelations, chapter 7, line 12.

Answer 21

Beans , cabbage , brussel sprouts and hot milk

Answer 22

Beanz.

Cabbage.

Brussels Sprouts.

Roast Parsnips.

Peanuts.

That enough for you!!!

Answer 23

Beans, beans and still more beans. That works.

Answer 24

You would f**t no matter what food you had been eating, but pulses, particularly peas, and beans, seem to do the trick for most.

Pea soup is the classic chuff gas generator.

Answer 25

It would depend on your age and if you would really want to embarrass your parents in an eating establishment.Party on.

Answer 26

Raw onions. They put off so much gas it'd be like eating a bomb. And cabbage, refried beans, and EGGS! Coleslaw is good (has lots of cabbage and fiber).  

Answer 27

Beans (:

Answer 28

Tofu

Beans

Vegetarian 'fake meat'

Answer 29

Beans if you want to f**t alot. Why do you want to f**t anyway? Its gross and it smells.

Answer 30

Deviled eggs and Bud Light...LOL

Answer 31

Food with beans in it like chili, bean salsa, and frito's dip.