What kind of hurricane do you think will come next?

Question

It's been relatively light as far as storms go. Fay was just a lot of rain.

I could push her back out into the Gulf or Atlantic and revive her, but she's kind of tired. I'd like to try something new.

We're getting into the active hurricane season. I've got tropical lows 94 & 95 with good storm potential out there near the Leeward Islands. What should I do with them? Any good catastrophic ideas?

Answer 1

Do something really crazy with Gustav.  How about a hurricane as far north as New York City?  That would really surprise people and keep them on their toes.  Maybe knock the torch off of the statue of liberty with those hurricane force winds.

Answer 2

Hit the states with the lowest number of Lowe's and Builder's Squares.

Wait until I buy some futures in plywood and Duracell.  

Answer 3

Ok so no keep it in the south thank you anyway Sydney!!!

I was going to NY this weekend and decided to put it off till next weekend so If you must send it this way can it be later September?! Thanks.

Also if you could have it stay away from the Virgin Islands that would be great to that's where my sister lives and I do kinda like her a little!

Can you name it Chamiqua?

(I don't know if it is true or not and don't mean to offend anyone.... But I think it's freakin funny!)

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo @ss like Leroy on a crotch rocket! B*tch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE sh*t!

Answer 4

With all due respect, you're getting kind of predictable with the hurricanes. Always Galveston, Alabama, and Central to Southern Florida. If you really want to stir things up, have one of those babies rip right through Duluth or Peoria. That'll get those storm forecasters scratching their heads.

Answer 5

There's a blue morpho butterfly somewhere in the eastern amazon which ought to be flapping your way in about 30 minutes. Use the air currents generated by the butterfly's wings and chaos theory to construct an elaborate chain of events which will start a storm front off the west African coast to begin a gentle rotation. This will intensify as the trade winds push this storm system into the eastern Carribean. Your lows off the leeward islands will be all the energy needed to turn this tropical storm into a class 1 hurricane. Then, just "kick it up a notch" and finish what you started in New Orleans. If you can manage this by 9/11, the Republican neo-cons will still be in control of the white house and naturally, Bush will fiddle as Lousiana drowns. This will hopefully get Obama elected by a landslide in November and convince Americans that neo-cons and Regan's lot are just a bunch of fascist creeps.