What kind of jokes work for yahoo?

Question

They deactivated my account, and I had over thousands of contacts and emails. I can't get any of it back!!

Answer 1

non-rascist or offensive. then any will do.

Answer 2

Say whatever the bleep you want.  Only haters report

Answer 3

I'm still at work, but that's cold!

Edit: I don't get it, I clicked on your old profile and doesn't say it's suspended.

Edit: Oh, so they got rid of your whole accountl, that's jacked up

Answer 4

idk, they deactivate accounts for no reason. just be prepared like me. my account will inevitably be put to rest one day, but i'm not worried. one time i got an answer deleted for "SOLICITATION" and all i said was "troll much?"

Answer 5

none, people get offended for no reason at all. i kind of expect to get reported sometimes.lol.

Edit: i wonder why they deactivated your account. well it is yahoo. just yesterday i got reported two times for 'not answering the question'. my azz.