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What kind of martial arts would one have to take............?

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To become Catwoman?

Not the crappy Halle Berry kind but the Michelle Pfeiffer kind.

I have already covered the mental state of mind c**p but now I need to know the physical side.

A friend of a friend wants to know. Nope it aint me.

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  1. MICHELLE PFIFFER IS THE CRAPPY KIND. halle berry is just worse.

    speaking as a catwoman fan- i used to read the comics for a while.

    1- kill your parents and go live in an oppressive orphanage while your sister becomes a nun.

    2- develop extremely sensative reflexes and balance akin to an olympic gymnist.

    3- become a street hooker and shave your head.

    4- get beat up and raped and then find a cop to teach you some basic self defence moves.

    5- learn to use a whip in your spare time.

    6- get breast enlargements D cup.

    7- become enthralled with batman and obsessed with cats, you must take in 20-30 cats.

    8- learn to become an expert burglar.

    9- sew together a rag-tag cat costume out of grey material and try to s*x up batman who is too interested in robin's daisy dukes to look at your D cups.

    EDIT: seriously- catwoman was one of the better comic books way back when in the 80s and 90s.


  2. ninjitsu or she could join the navy seals

  3. i think you are kinda screwed up

    but if you want to learn a martial art probs ninjitsu or animal form kung fu

  4. Shouldn't you be watching Hannah Montana and High School Musical? Does your mommy know your here??

    LMAO it IS you because you said, "I have already covered the mental state of mind " LOL

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