What kind of plastic space bar airheads like to drink Mojitos?

Question

I mean besides the most obvious one -- Sean Paul (Aka: P. Diddy, puff Daddy, no-talent media w***e)

Answer 1

I love them, mint and lime! yum

Answer 2

I really like them but they give me a terrible headache!

Answer 3

Apparently you need one, double shot, to mellow out just a bit.  Why so angry?

Answer 4

I don't know, but those are trendy b.s. drinks like martinis (it's a classic - not supposed to be messed with by adding apple and other c**p) and sadly "absinthe" (because it just became legal in the states) is becoming a trendy drink too.  Have you noticed everything is either Mojito flavored or has lime or pomegranite in it right now?  Drink a drink because you think it's good, not because it's trendy.  Eff Puffy-Peepee-Diddy. He's a poseur.

Answer 5

Never tried one but have some girl friends that really like them and hey, that's OK by me.

You do seem angry, I read some of your other questions and answers.  Ouch. Mellow out.  Try a cold Bud.

Answer 6

Ugh, I dunno... they're no bueno.

I made one for some d-bag the other day and I poured it stronger than I do most mojitos because We were busy and I was multitasking... my pours are always a little longer when I'm pouring a beer or something with my other hand... and he comes back a few minutes later and say, "this isn't strong enough... I'm Cuban and I can't taste the liquor" and I said, "OK... I'm Norwegian and I can't understand why you ordered a foo-foo girly drink if you wanted to taste liquor."...

so irritating.

Answer 7

I take it you have never been to Little Havana in Miami and had a good Mojito. Too bad. They're quite good down there.

Answer 8

i gave them a try.. will never make that mistake again.

just say 'no' to mojito

Answer 9

they taste like Scope mouthwash, but not as good. i guess trendy plastic space bar airheads

Answer 10

My brother. But then again, if you were married to the witch (spell it with a "B") he's married to, you'd drink ANYTHING to get her to shut up.