What kind of toilet paper does God use?

Question

What kind of toilet paper does God use?

Answer 1

why dont you ask him and then ask his forgiveness for  being nosey  

Answer 2

Single ply.

Answer 3

why would a spiritual being with no human body need such a thing?

Answer 4

Heaven Scent double ply   with little devil logos printed on it

Answer 5

I wouldn't think that you'd have to wipe in heaven... the poo would disappear magically and reappear in h**l, where... Oh, Lord... I'm going to have to go to confession after this answer...  

Answer 6

Golden toilet paper!

Answer 7

angel soft

Answer 8

republicans

Answer 9

I was under the impression that he wears Depens, so he doesn't have to stop watching humans blow themselves up just to take a wizz.

Answer 10

Which god? Uranus?

Answer 11

Charmin Ultra..

God definitely does not do one-ply.

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Answer 12

God does not p**p !

Answer 13

White Cloud?  I have no idea.

Answer 14

I hope he can afford 2-ply and not that cheap stuff with the tree bark pieces still in it...

Answer 15

I am sure Jesus used leafs back in the day. Or the sheep's wool.

Answer 16

^^^^^ she doesn't lift the seat, silly

in heaven they have badays, and angels come to pat your bum dry

Answer 17

They probably had corncobs back then...Charmin wasn't invented yet...

Answer 18

he will used you or whatever he wants too!

Answer 19

So that's why he wants the softest and most pliable and mindlessly absorbent souls.