What kind of yelping does Sharapova do and what should be done about it?

Question

1) Maria Sharapova yelps like she is getting her butt whipped every time she strikes the ball. What object do you think could cause her to duplicate those sounds in private?

2) What do you think Maria should have to do about these yelping sounds? (a) wear a mouth guard (b) wear a ball-gag (c) other - please specify (d) nothing - I think it's hot!

Answer 1

It sounds like it could be willow branches by the way she consistently yelps.  Birch can be cruel but once raw, the recipient continues to receive the exact same amount of pain-no more, no less.

I'd like to see her wear a mouth guard.  The intensity of her sounds would expel the mouth guard out of her mouth and it would turn me on to see saliva dripping out of her as she bent over to pick up the mouth guard.

Maria sounds like she might like this sort of attention. She's a bit of a pouty brat that would probably welcome the release of tension and anxiety that would come with a good whoopin' and several hard aces down the center stripe, if you know what I mean.

Answer 2

c) be forced to smell the fingers Nadal uses to pick his butt

Answer 3

1) idk

2)d

and shes not the only one. Most female tennis players do it

Answer 4

Sharapova isn't commiting a crime.  It is all apart of the game if the player so dicides.  Many players screams or grunts during the game so why pick on her.  She is nothing special.

Answer 5

1) Me

2) (b) :)