What kinda fish did i catch?.........?

Question

It was 600 feet long and 12,000 lbs. it is pink and purple with polka dots on it...thats all...

Answer 1

A really Good Buzz

Answer 2

Finally caught that ****** Barney! Good job man!

Answer 3

Do you really think you caught that fish, or are you deliberately wasting our time?

Answer 4

Well you got the world famous dunk fish. It's the fish you think you got when you whee really just super drunk.

Answer 5

OMG! You ripped off Moby's d**k! (The spots are the scars from the case of herpes he picked up last year)

Answer 6

Must have been a submarine, I think the Beatles had a song about your kind of fish.

Answer 7

you caught a blue whale that spent too much time by the nuclear discharge. Might be a little expensive at the taxidermist.

Answer 8

You must really be a good fisherman.

All fisherman LIE about what they catch.

(You should layoff those Hallucinogenic drugs, though.)

Answer 9

Did you have a lot of beers, and happen to be fishing next to a railroad track by any chance?