What lyrics and gestures could an English team use for a rugby Haka?

Question

This is just for fun, and I doubt the England team are scary enough to pull it off but I think it would be fun to imagine the England team's Haka. Lyrics and gestures/movements suggestions please.

Answer 1

Don't be silly.

The Haka is entertaining - there is NOTHING entertaining about English rugby

Answer 2

hehehehe try da spice girls....la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la.....power 2 da world - evry boy an evry girl....hehehehehehe

Answer 3

We were talking about this yesterday and having a laugh.

The Irish could do a jig

The Scots - the highland fling , swords and all

Welsh - could put together a song and some movements , as welsh sounds quite tough anyway

The English could all copy Johnny Wilkensons stance - groan a little turn aound and moon the opposition

South Africans could do a Zulu dance shields and all

I could go on for hours!!

Answer 4

No idea, but I think it would look a whole lot more like Riverdance than a Haka.  

Johnny Wilkinson as Lord of the Rose Dance.

Answer 5

Morris Dancing !!!!

Answer 6

heres the first line ,we say "ka mate ka mate, kora kora' they say 'god save us!,god save us!, please!,please! and they can bob up and down like the old english bobby''ello ello ello"

Answer 7

you'd have to chuck in Johnny Wilkinson's poo stance a few times.

Answer 8

Maybe they should try the hokey kokey,bet they would get that wrong as well