What made you smile/laugh today ?

Question

Mine is this:

I had to do a science essay about the human heart, so i put the word 'heart' into Google Images today and it came up with this:

1. http://alliancestandard.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chihuahua_heart_shape_pattern.jpg

2. http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cute-chihuahua-love-heart-puppy-pjlighthouse-02.jpg

3. http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/feb2008/pigHeart.jpg

both the Chihuahua and the little pig were born with a natural love heart shape in their fur ! how adorable is that ? =]

so how about you? what made you smile or laugh today? :)

Answer 1

this quote by Emo Philips: "I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. "

and this joke: The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."

Answer 2

My mom, she went out of state and i hadn't heard from her for a while, she called today and it was nice to know she's ok, that made me smile.

Answer 3

This Joke

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real assh*le when you're drunk!"  

Answer 4

I went to see some fireworks tonight down at the park, and before they started, a band was playing. You know, songs like, "Taking Care of Business," and songs like that. Anyways, this huge (drunk) woman was dancing around and banging on a cowbell. My cousin was with me, and she was like, "Did she yank that off a cow or something?" We just thought it was hilarious and we cracked up.

Ohhhh..those animals were so cute!

Answer 5

Aww.... that is so CUTE! I wish I had a chiwawa or a pig like that! :D oh well.  don't really think anything made me laugh today...

Answer 6

awwhhhh, it did!

:DD

Answer 7

Made me laugh...

When mycat farted while sitting on my lap...

lol  

Answer 8

my puppy tanner. we went swimming and he always jumps in the water with his whole body. it's so hilarious. i made a video with my brother and dad's voice (My dad was on my balcony outside my room)