What make of motorcycle?

Question

attracts the worst kind of "poseur" ? you know the "look at me , arent I the dogs bollocks ? "sort.

Answer 1

Looking at e-bay used motorcycle all brands 2007 with under 5000 miles. It was pretty much even. Touring bikes and sport bikes with Harley and Honda having the most. E-bay had about 120 of each.

Answer 2

Well ... Well.... Well.......At least you are honest about your desire to get noticed.  Well here goes.  

What you need is a naked KAWASAKI bike of 4 cylinders (silver engine & cylinders protuding from below the tank) with lots of polished surfaces and attractive bits of chrome.  The paint scheme should preferably be black.  Raised handle bars would add to the charm.  A couple of saddle bags wouldn't hurt either.  The bike should be on the side stand and you should be leaning against it with your arms folded (biceps and forearm buldging)

Most of all, a good physique, the right attitude, a couple of well placed shoulder tatoos, a single earing, glares, a toothpick in your mouth, a stubble, a white sleeveless undergarment and jeans.  The receipe is complete.

Answer 3

Definitely sportbikes. GSX-R, R6/R1, CBR.  90% of the kids on these bikes are poseurs.

Answer 4

first harley riders (people that ride japanese cruisers aren't nearly as bad as harley riders).

Then people with supersports.

Next I'd say BMW touring types.

Then there's the rest of us.

Answer 5

Yamaha

Answer 6

easily a triumph then

Answer 7

For squids, it's the jixer

for rubs, the skirtster...

Answer 8

Harleys. All show & absolutely no go.

Answer 9

Harley-Davidsons and any kind of supersport i.e cbr/gsxr/r6/r1/ninja/

Answer 10

my icon says it all

Answer 11

In the UK it's Harleys, without a doubt.  They are a more serious motorcycle in the USA, though.

Answer 12

The biggest loudest they can get"Any Ideas" Usualy not sport bikes

Answer 13

There are posing wankers in all sections of society including sports bike and cruiser riders.

You can recognise them because they don't wave back when you pass them on the road.

Answer 14

The $40,000 "custom choppers". You know...the ones with the ridiculous rake and the yellow and purple flame paint job and the 300 back tire. The ones that only get ridden on bike night. They have their own little section at Quaker Steak and Lube.

Answer 15

GSX-R definitely. Every squid has one.

Answer 16

A Hardley Movingson I mean Harley Davidson, all show and no go!!!

Answer 17

We all know already.

The funniest is when his chick has a matching sportster and they both have a matching wardrobe of brand new half helmets, assless chaps, leather vest with harley logo, fingerless gloves.  $50K spent to look like a couple dorks.

Next funniest is when it's some guy you have known for years and he shows up with his first bike ever and the doo rag and is all of a sudden copping this cute little 'when are you going to get a real bike' attatude and rides off gunning his loud pipes and dragging his feet.  Part of you wants to talk him into going for a little coyote and roadrunner ride and the other part doesn't wanna bust his bubble.