What makes an archaeologist?

Question

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Answer 1

Actually the bachelors is useless except for introducing you to the field.  A masters with a thesis and at least one year of field study.  I think that's the official definition... not allowed to be called an archaeologist before that!

Oh, and the drinking problem is essential.  Unless you're under 21.

Answer 2

A divorce, a bad back and a drinking problem.  Well, those and a degree in Anthropology with an emphasis on Archeology.