What memorable funny story do you have?

Question

about another family member

Answer 1

My niece was cooking her first ever Christmas Dinner, i asked her what she was cooking she said a male Chicken, so i asked her how she knew it was male,  She said because it was a Turkey, she really believed that a Turkey was a male chicken...

Answer 2

You know those very, very alkward silences, my Dad, see, said a very poor joke, And I Being who I am, came up with a joke which was worse, so it made his joke sound good, but everybody thought mine was Brillant, I then followed it up with a mocking glance, And he smaked me plum on the face, very, very Alkward silence after that.  

Answer 3

Two of my Aunts got into a water fight and I gave one my super soaker and when it ran out of water she started hitting the other aunt with it and it broke.

Answer 4

yeh i have loads the best one is usually one about my younger brother we were planing his party when i was 9 and i told him we would make hot dogs and burgers for his chums and he looked at me all confused and said what if there virgins i couldn't help but chuckle as he meant vegetarians. aww that made me a bit emotional as we dont speak anymore that was when he was nice!:)

Answer 5

My brother once got his head stuck in a canoe. It was an easy mistake to make, I mean, he had a helmet on, and had forgotten that helmets make your head bigger, and he got into the canoe head first from the water after falling out and his head went under the seat and got stuck and he had to wait for a passer-by to get help.

Answer 6

lol Dougal.....

but with me, having 6 brothers and 1 sister, i could write a book, i remember when i was a teen and i was in my brothers mates house and he fancied me, and he started chasing me in and out of his kitchen and sitting room for a kiss, my brother for some reason started running too and he jumped behind the sofa and his mate ran into the sitting room and pounced on top of my brother and planted a big smacker on his lips, i was under the coffee table wetting myself. The two of them just jumped up and his mate never asked me for a kiss again lol

Answer 7

my brother was out drinking with me the night before his wedding and we ended up staying at my house,he had been drinking guiness all night,so in a hurry we rushed to get him home,as we ran across the road a taxi nearly ran him over and the guiness took control and he **** his pants,we ran to the nearest denim shop and asked for wrangler,we knew every body could smell it,he was minging,we got on the train home so he could change out of his underwear on the train,he took off his trousers and pants and wiped himself as best he could and i through them out the window of the moving train,he went into the bag and pulled out a wrangler jacket...i literally plssed my pants laughing,and there was the two of us covered in pizz and **** going to his wedding.we were trying to explain ourselves to what happened,and the two of us couldnt stop laughing all the way through his wedding,the priest was getting annoyed.but every time we spoke we were in tears.

Answer 8

When my brother  and sister and I were little , we had a cat called Lucky ...  we used to put Smarties tubes on his legs to make him walk like a robot  ...  !!   My Dad used to call him Unlucky ..     xx

Answer 9

Well one time my cousin spent the nite and we had nuthin 2 do so we called a local radio station and begged them to play the jonas brothers. we kept calling cuz they wouldnt plat their songs. then the DJ told us they were g*y and the didnt like their girl fans. we totally went off on him. it still makes me laugh.

Answer 10

My mum once fell down a hill...doesn't sound funny but it was the way she fell..slided down it just like she was on a slide and not one of us could stop her :) One of those moments where you had to be there hehe luckily she wasn't hurt!  

Answer 11

I'm saying nothing about Archie cos i know he will just get his own back on me :)