What new events should we have for the 2012 Olympics?

Question

now that we know McDonalds are a sponsor:

http://www.london2012.com/about/the-people-delivering-the-games/international-and-uk-partners/index.php

funny suggestions please.

I ask this in the veggies forum because i suspect many veggies are in-tune with the "effects" of MCDs products.

Answer 1

beer pong!

lol that would be fun to watch

Answer 2

How about synchronized angioplasty?

Freestyle grease boarding?

Old growth tree felling?

Answer 3

the involuntary lush (i dont know how to spell it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2wJ1wH_Z...

jerry seinfeld at the end

Answer 4

Nothing wrong. Any big company can be a sponser to London Olympic 2012. I know that you all are veggies, you all cannot eat McDonald burgers, it does not mean everyone should follow you not to eat meat. It is rediculous!!!

Why do you want to say in-tune with the "effect" of Mc Donalds products? You can drink or eat ice-cream or eat french fries... it is considered "in-tune".... Don't tell me otherwise.....

Answer 5

It seems that there are a lot of electronics sponsors also.  Perhaps keyboard fingering or longest inert couch potato lingering.  The second one fits right in with MickeyDs.

I am not a fan of McD In fact is is almost dead last in my choice of food away from home but to insinuate that they should not be a sponsor is 'eliteist' at best.  And I remember when the "one million sold" sign went up with ten cent fries and fifteen cent hamburgers.

Answer 6

McDonald's has been a sponsor at every Olympics since... forever.

As far as McD's themed contests...

Sugar Rush... Each contestant is given an unlimited supply of McD's apple pies, cookies, yogurt parfaits, and Coca-Cola.  The first contestant to reach a blood sugar level of 200 wins.

We already have Judo, Taekwondo, Fencing and Wrestling... I think its time to introduce the king of all combat sports... SUMO! (hopefully without the sumo thongs)

Its a well known fact that fat aids with water buoyancy.  So,  we can find lucky participants in the crowd, attach anchors to their feet, and line them up in the swimming pools to use as human buoy ropes.  This would also be a good way for the sumo wrestlers to cool off after matches.

Mac Attack... Contestants are given unlimited supplies of Big Macs.  The first contestant to completely clog their arteries and die wins... sort of... the medal will go to the closest relative.

Hamburglur... Contestants must steal as many Happy Meals from hyper kids within 5 minutes.  In case of a tie, the first contestant to eat every Happy Meal they've stolen wins.

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How could I forget!

PlayPlace Obstacle Course!!!

Answer 7

Hot Dog eating contest