What next ?? You decide ??

Question

its story time ..

im going to tell you part of a story then you can finish it .....best story gets best answer simple

Jane lay on the bed she look at her phone liam had not called at all she was upset and decided to take a shower...Hair wet she grabbed the towel .to say liam layed naked on her bed ....he tore off the towel slammed her onto the bed and thrust her legs open.....Your turn REMEMBER best WINNER = BEST ANSWER GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN!

Answer 1

1st - eeeeeeeeeww!!!!

2nd - who would want to "thrust themselves" into a guy named Liam?? what kind of a name is that?

3rd - EEEEEEEEEWW!!!!

Answer 2

Hello ARGOS ?

Answer 3

Then all of a sudden he said, "I'm done," and rolled over and went to sleep.  

Answer 4

.....And he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering love pudding.

"stab wound in a gurrillas back"       people just looked at me because i really did laugh out loud....thumbs up to you

Answer 5

LMAO Then Liam says actually im ur son...

Answer 6

I dont get it! liam was not there, shes off to take a shower then liam is there??

Answer 7

And then says,"i think we have wrong underwears. I must have been wearing yours and it hurts really bad..."

Answer 8

......pulled the phone out and called a cab.

Answer 9

and thrust himself inside her, she moaned with the sheer hardness of him and the pleasure he gave, as they writhed together she couldnt remember ever doubting his love for her! this was what it was all about, the passion and their bodies entwined as one as they should be, ........

your turn again now!

this is what she had been craving, the simplicity of his touch, words were not needed anymore as they lost themselves in each other, oblivious to the problems from the outside world....it was just ....now....this moment that mattered .....

Answer 10

...and then it happened, she exploded with excitement as he pounded away at that soft tender spot. She wrapped her legs around him so tightly that he couldn't help but to please her deeper and deeper and deeper. As he kept thrusting his hard, thick manhood inside of  her, he felt his tension rising. he began to moan and groan and groan and moan. Suddenly, ...."AAAAHHHHHHH...."

Answer 11

and pulled out a gnome, liam says, i have something to tell you, im a woman

Answer 12

at this very moment 6 masked ninjas burst into the room, coming in the windows and out of Jane's closet.

the smallest of the ninjas came forward and said to Liam, "uuhh... what's wrong with your face?"

Liam looked bemused, and totally confused then suddenly he passed out and fell off the bed, still butt-nekked.

Jane then apologised to the ninjas for her nekkedness, and went to put on some clothes to cover her shame. she led them down to the kitchen and offered them hot beverages and buttercup crumpets, and they were all getting along fine when the ninjas whipped off their masks to reveal the cast of high school musical! they burst into a chorus of 'we're all in this together' and Jane let out a piercing scream of terror, she HATED high school musical!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

she promptly pulled a spatula from the drawer and decapitated herself with it.

upstairs, liam heard the scream and came running. it was bedlam in the kitchen, a bloody head lay 2 metres from his lover's body while 6 freakish adolescents pranced around on the worktops singing 'bop to the top'. this was all too much, liam took the spatula from jane's cold hand and woochha!!! off came his head.

the end

Answer 13

and the cow jumped over the moon...

Answer 14

Then, Blondie J awoke from her dream, wishing she could get some real action. Unfortunately, she hated being social so no boys liked her.

Answer 15

And then said "By crickey love, Its like a stab wound in a gorillas back!!!!"

After which she threw him onto his back and went at his manhood like a dog eating hot chips!!