What on earth can I do?

Question

First of all my 11 year old daughter refuses to wear her lipstick, she hates the snudges it leaves on her cigarettes, and secondly she forgot to shine her shoes, you could just tell the people were snickering under their breath at the mall. How can I punish such an insolent child

Answer 1

lol wow

Answer 2

U have got to be kidding...

An eleven year old that smokes...

WWOOOWWW.

Take away her cigs.

WOW I cannot believe this.

Who needs to shine their shoes at 11 years old.

OMG WOW

Answer 3

I can certainly appreciate your dilemma. First, the lipstick - obviously, you need to go ahead and get her the "permanent" makeup, available at local cosmetologists. They can dye her lips so that they always look like they have lovely red lipstick on them. While you are there, go ahead and have her eye makeup done as well. This will ensure that she always looks properly made up, even when getting out of bed.

The shoes - I guess there are two choices here - buy her shoes that don't need polish, or check them before you leave the house. The second option is probably best, as most slinky high heels need polish.

Also, I hope she is smoking enough, and not just playing at smoking with a measly pack a day or so. At her age, she should be doing at least two ppd on school days and 3 or more on weekends and during the summer. I recommend getting her a nice long holder that holds two cigarettes at once, and having her keep it going constantly for a couple of weeks at least, including during meals.

Finally, how is her figure developing? If she doesn't have nice b***s yet, you might consider getting her HGH and estrogen pills or injections so that she will develop properly. Replacing her kid-size s*x toys with large-size adult ones will encourage her development "down there".

Good luck! Let me know how she is doing!

Answer 4

aww look another troll! honestly get a life!

Answer 5

I would put her up for sale on e-bay.  With the proceeds I would buy a life.

Answer 6

why do you have to put this ridculous questions on here? Honestly that shows you have no life thanks for the points.

Answer 7

You've got to be kidding.

Why does an 11 year old need lipstick?

And cigs?

I'd expect a call from CPS because this is only the tip of the iceburg.

Answer 8

Look, Mommy, the troll followed me home. Can I keep it?

Answer 9

put the lipstick on all her cigarette butts before she smokes them then some will get on her lips, and i can't believe she didn't shine her shoes you should spit on them.............

BTW  thanks for the points to answer your question... You are going to get in trouble with this joke I think