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What on earth could it be?

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Little Johnny's teacher found him in the playground studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while Little Johnny held the tiny object up to the light, saying, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."

Curious, the teacher asked, "What do you have there?"

Little Johnny replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

The teacher responded, "Let me take a look."

So Little Johnny handed it over and the teacher rolled it between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and l*****g it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

Little Johnny replied, "Out of my nose."

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  1. lol!


  2. It is disgusting and funny at the same time. Here is a star.

  3. eeeeeeeeeeeeeyak......

  4. gross

  5. That's disgusting.

  6. lol

  7. ewwwww........ i thought it was a condom lmao

  8. I tought it was a condom!

  9. hahahah upon reading this, i was thinking the whole time that it was going to be a condom!

    hahhahaha

    nice one, man.

    *STAR

  10. haha. that was funny.  

  11. LOL!!! that's friggen hilarious... but yet so gross. oh well :)

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