What other ideas can we-the YA community-come up with to help Obama with his national energy policy?

Question

I started carrying helium filled balloons in my car to make it lighter and use less gas.

What are some other good ideas to help us save the world? (sorry-stole that line from Pelosi)

Answer 1

helium balloons, nice job ha.  let's see tire pressure, regular tune ups, windfall tax...

clearly we should reduce all speed limits to 60 or below as going over 60 causes you to use more gas.  that's the real long term solution

(sarcasm)

Answer 2

10 hour work days 4 days a week.

Answer 3

Fat people should have to walk, drive only downhill, get out and push car on level ground, shoot anyone driving alone, 20mph speed limit, and no less than five people to a car.

Answer 4

make sure you keep your tires inflated at the optimum level, because just doing that will make up for all the oil we're not drilling for. (lmao)

Answer 5

He should submit his positions to McCain and ask him to relate them after McCain states his own, then the unqualified jr. political hack  could

stay home and  let McCain  do all the travel and speaking---maybe they

could agree to take turns, though I wouldn't want that liar

representing me if I were McCain--I think I'd rather do my campaigning

and  my opponents  all and  let  the f***s-COLORED-CANDIDATE

do all the resting-up.

That way they  could set an example together of how even  

bitter opponents  can  work together to  cut  their "carbon

footprint" for their campaigning in half--two birds with

one stone, in other words.

If they were to agree to such a thing,  the F-C-C   could trust McCain

to keep his word--I  doubt  it wold work  the other way though.

Or,

The could both agree to save huge amounts of resources by ceasing

their campaigns on a gentlemen's agreement and allowing us to

sing their relative praises...

Perhaps the F-C-C could announce he's going to embark upon a program (if cheated into office) to study the possiblity of attaching large magnets

to the front bumpers of all cars so that as they hurtle down the road

the magnet would always b e out there in front of the car, drawing it

along.  That one sounds like it would be right-up-his-alley.

Or,  he could announce a program where citizens are selected at random

to congregate at some location  where  it would be an enforcement-free

zone---criminals would then be able to come to one central location to do their robbing and raping  instead of having to drive  "their" stolen cars

all over h**l's half acre just to make a dishonest buck...   Think of all  the

carbon footprint that would save us!

I'll bet that one would be very popular with the F-C-C's  base.

Answer 6

Declare jihad on Humvees and any other vehicle that gets less than 50miles per gallon.  As punishment make all miscreants drive Neons.

Answer 7

Stick a tube up your a** and collect the methane.

By the way; Gunboy, it is actually refreshing to see some one admit their bigotry. I get so tired of everyone trying to hide behind code words. At least your willing to admit your an a******.

Answer 8

I'd say keep your cars clean to cut down on drag, but I think they're against using water for such a purpose.

Speaking of Pelosi, if you analyze the truth you find that she is actually trying to destroy the planet instead of save it.

Why else would she not let us drill for oil with safe environmental methods, but is fine with the way it's done in Africa and Venezuela with all the unnecessary spills and explosions going on there.  Not to mention the Chinese drilling near Florida when we aren't allowed to.  China doesn't concern itself one bit with environmental impacts and it seems that Pelosi is fine with those practices.

I guess it's becoming sadly obvious, but she and many of her democrat cohorts really just want to destroy the country while they gain more and more power.  I wish it weren't true.

Out of curiousity, can we impeach Pelosi through petitions?  I guess having greater than 90 percent disapproval isn't enough reason for that, but it's worth a try. I'd hate to think we're stuck with such a hateful fool.

Answer 9

Well, I think McCain's endorsement of Obama's tire inflation idea should help.  

How funny is that?