What position should I play? Really, enough already!?

Question

Why is it every other question is this category is someone asking "What position I play?"

What the h**l, they give all their stats like that makes a d**n but of difference to a bunch of people who cannot even see them play?

"I am 9' 4" tall and 650lbs, should I play QB or Left Tackle?" Shut up already!

I know this isn't really a question but more of a venting session, but thank you all for reading. I feel better now!

Answer 1

I'd say that your best bet would be a jacuzzi.

Answer 2

I'm a 5' Martian and can teleport from one end of the field to the other in 3 seconds, which position am I best suited for. I'm thinking either WR or RB, but can't decide.

Answer 3

dude I'm 4' 11'' 12 and a half pounds, can't bench anything or squat anything! my 40 yard dash is a couple minutes, I can't take a hit! I can't tackle! I can't block! I can't throw! I can't catch, and I can't kick! what position should I play? Midget Mascot? Midget Towel Boy? or Midget Water Boy

Answer 4

I'll drink to that.

Answer 5

agree with you, i completely agree with you... and you should play starting left out....that would be the best position for you

Answer 6

I agree. I am a high school DC and these kids dont realize that YOUR COACHES TELL YOU WHERE TO PLAY. I also hate I am 11 years old and I tackled some one one time in my back yard can I make it to the NFL or I never played football in high school, do I have a chance at LSU. That last one is trully a question asked on here.