What question would you ask the PM if you ran into him whilst queing for an icecream ?

Question

The Prime Minister is taking his holiday near where i live. If you saw him in the que whilst waiting for your ice creams what question would you like to ask him ?

Keep it clean plse !!

Answer 1

"What the **** do you think you are playing at, you stupid Scots *******?" :-)

Answer 2

Where`s Prudence?

Answer 3

When are you going to give me back all of the taxes you have wrongly taken from me over the past 10 years?

Answer 4

Do you have sprinkles?

Answer 5

I was in Southwold the other day, didnt see him though.

Not bothered either

Answer 6

"WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!!!???"

jk, maybe, "is there any way of me becoming pm without being voted for?" or something

Answer 7

When are you going?

Answer 8

Which ice cream is your favorite ?

Answer 9

First I would not be queueing for ice cream being diabetic - when I need sugar I will flash my card and go to the front!

Second I would ask him why the majority of politicians are fat and why these fuel companies are allowed to make so much profit out of us who are off work long term for genuine health reasons?  I am disabled and still paying the same 20 a week for electric meters even though I am not using heaters.   I get enough heat from the flats upstairs and downstairs!

Also why so much packaging?  Why no loose foods so wwe can buy what we need and want?  Single people losing out here because none of the discounts etc are geared to single people!

Answer 10

how they hanging kev?  getting any mate? did that shiela in that strip joint have big knockers?

Answer 11

If he would like me to remove my foot from his face.

Answer 12

who are you?

Answer 13

canadians don't "queue".

Answer 14

"hi failure!!!"

Answer 15

When are you going to admit that you're not really suited to being PM and that you're going to resign ?

Answer 16

The country is in a recession, I'm short of cash. Can you lend me the money to buy a cone?

Answer 17

Another most unlikely situation.   I very much doubt there is "an ice cream parlour " in which to QUEUE  in your "upmarket" location.

Answer 18

Do you like a flake in yours?

Answer 19

Do you think a man of your proportions should be contemplating an ice cream?

Answer 20

So... I'll be getting the mint choc chip, what about you?

There are way too many things to ask the guy, and it wouldn't be a question in a queue it'd be a huge debate with me.  Its best not to get started, its not as if he'd listen to us anyway.